I'm a little drunk on you and high on summertime

BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!

In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.” I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.

hummelberrycrumpets:

So I saw more flawless tweets that I can relate to by Mr Adam Young aka owl city

so driving back from the city yesterday, i get a random text from what appears to be a middle school boy that texted the wrong number.

feather-broa:

knttygrrl:

n0dlove:

willinoise:

^lil playa~~

so does this make me a fucked up individual or

YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON IN THE WORLD

I LITERALLY COULD NOT NOT REBLOG THIS.

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR FOREVER.

truelifequote:

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society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
woman: okay.
society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
woman: sounds awful. what's my second option.
society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
woman: still seems pretty awful.
society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
woman: well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
woman:
society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
woman:
society:
woman: i think i'll go with my third option.
society:
woman:
society: what third option?
woman: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

niick4:

Giraffe manor hotel in Nairobi, Kenya; fun way to wake up

Marina’s reaction to Perez Hilton being a dumb bitch.

prettyportia:

rolandalfred2nd:

teeheehaha-ara:

waitingfornothing-andwastingaway:

jaba-the-slut:

PLOT TWIST.

this is incredible

I THOUGHT IT WAS A CANVAS PAINTING

Dope as fuck

Awesome

thelittlemermaidhoe:

mc-lovin-7936:

Lightning slowed down at 10,000 frames per second.

Amazing

pretty

My dad was sitting beside me on the computer and saw this folder

He asked me if it was a folder filled with ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’

I then proceeded to show him what was in it

He then walked away muttering something about me being pretentious

thank god I have my ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’ in this folder tbh

Always have a decoy

The Internet has been won

Everyone go home.

Love says: I’ve seen the ugly parts of you, and I’m staying.
Matt Chandler (via thatkindofwoman)

smittywerbenjagermanjensenackles:

cadantinecasualty:

pilgrimkitty:

awesomephilia:

what the fuck (via)

THIS IS NOT OKAY. THIS IS NOT OKAY. THIS IS NOT OKAY.

No but that’s illegal.
That is actually illegal.
What the hell.

Hello friends, this is a violation of sections 959.06A and 959.131B of the Ohio state law. The former is a fourth-degree misdemeanor. The latter is a first-degree misdemeanor on the first offense and fifth-degree felony for each subsequent offense. This man shot a litter of kittens, not a single animal as the law is worded, so a case could be made for felony (or four). Either way, this is a crime. There is also the federal Animal Welfare Act which I’m not even going to get into.
According to the AVMA’s annual euthanasia panel, shooting an animal is only considered humane in emergency situations, as in if the animal presents immediate danger or is in too much pain to be moved. It also notes that the euthanasia must take place in a remote location. These kittens were healthy, in no pain, posing no threat to anybody, and were in the immediate vicinity of children on private, residential property.
And, this article has it wrong: Accorti is a humane officer, not a police officer. This is his job description, direct from the North Ridgeville, OH website: “The city employs two part time Humane Officers, who are responsible for enforcing the city and state laws governing the keeping, registration, vaccination, and sanitation of domestic animals.” He’s employed to enforce the state law, so he knew exactly what he was doing.
Please do not let this man walk away unpunished and with his job intact. Make noise. Get the attention of the higher-ups. Sign these petitions. Email or call any of these people: city mayor, district attorney, state attorney general, state senator, state representative, governor, US representative, US senators, or anybody else who has power over the police chief. You can do this even if you don’t live in Ohio.
The lives of five homeless kittens may not seem that important, but officers are not above the law. Barry Accorti could be charged for his actions or lose the job he’s lost the privilege of having if we can get the attention of the people with the authority to make this happen. Please, please, please stand up against animal cruelty and officers who break the law and expect to get away with it.